Good old Penis Joke

What did the Penis say to the condom?

Cover me I'm going in! 

mommy and dady sex joke

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answer...

Running from the police

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man even...

Sperm crossing

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Clean Pig Joke

The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore. He just needed to try some pork, just to see what it tasted...

Doctor Joke

 "I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. &q...

Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he...

Fisherman and the Magician

What did the magician say to the fisherman?

Pick a cod any cod..

Three brothers go to breakfast

Three brothers, Johnny, Mikey, and Bobby decide to be grown up and say grown up things. Johnny says damm cause mom always says damm. Mikey sa...

Dumb Blond Goes Panting

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"